Yucca Plant Considers Suicide Due To Lack Of Empathy In The Office


A Yucca plant is seriously considering suicide after being constantly subjected to office politics, it has emerged.

“I’m at the end”, said the plant.  “It’s simply too much.  One minute Sally is nice to James, then as soon as his back is turned, she moans to her other colleagues about his repetitive and dull story telling in the team meeting”.

“We have all been trained in giving feedback, I mean, when I have an issue the Peace Lilly across the isle from me, I just talk to him about my feelings and unmet needs”.

The Yucca stated that if this childish behaviour went on, he would simply stop drinking water and waste away.  He doesn’t expect much, and plans to be sent to the compost bin within 6 weeks.

www.managing-spaghetti.com.  This is satire; nothing here is true.

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